“The glitter ball illuminated the throng of ecstatic guests, whooping as Prince William and his bride took to the dance floor in an energetic routine to Grease classic You’re The One That I Want.” 

So my neighbour is in the Air Force or something and he had to show people to their seats at the Royal Wedding, and apparently he told my parents last night that Harry was behaving so unpredictably during the ceremony that most of those that worked there were pretty sure that he was already drunk. 

William and Kate’s first dance was to Ellie Goulding’s version of ‘Your Song’, which she was there to sing live. 

Harry’s best man speech. 

“The News of the World reports that he wore a fez during the speech and teased Prince William about his bald patch.”

“Harry’s speech was so funny. He kept calling William a ‘dude’. He had us all in stitches. Harry ended up saying that William was actually an all right bloke but not as good looking as he was - apart from his red hair.”

“Harry said he loved having a ‘sister’ and that he cherished Kate as they have become so close. He also said how much his mum would have been proud of them both. It was a great speech and the fez just made it. It was so Harry. It was just the sort of down-to-earth larking about that the brothers are known for.”

“As many guests weren’t ready to leave, Harry asked the DJ to play one more song and dedicated Kings of Leon’s ‘Sex On Fire’ to William.” 

“Remember tonight, for it is the beginning of always.”

That awkward moment when you were mocking the ‘Love Story’ DVD last week and now you genuinely want to go out and buy it.